Spicoli Endowed Chair

Cathedra Micropagamentorum x402 cum Apostle ATP

Pay-per-request tuition · sovereign mesh · Hamilton optional

Kevan Burns holds the endowed chair for settling micropayments before the lab unlocks — Web3 hub · paid gateway.

Research focus: 402 Payment Required as pedagogy, ATP receipts as extra credit, and explaining blockchain to Vernon without pizza in the auditorium.

Jeff Spicoli, Chair · “Learning outcomes are optional, bro.”

Dean Smokey Hashbrook, co-sign · smoke break approved

Verify (parody): RIDGE-SPICOLI-X402-2026