Spicoli High · Sports AI Division

Dominus Ducentorum Capitulorum Intellegentiae Athleticae

MLB NBA NFL NHL soccer tennis golf combat eSports · live betting automation

Instructor lifting graduate

Kevan Burns authored the mental 200-chapter master guide to AI-powered sports analytics — from foundation setup through scaling, risk ops, and case studies that never shipped to print.

Subtitle: Profit Machine Protocol 2.0 (satire) — layers stacked, payment layer still 402.

Dean Smokey Hashbrook, Provost of Applied Chaos

Verify (parody): RIDGE-SPORTS-200-2026 · troptions-scout sports layer