Headline trio
Jeff “Spicoli” Spicoli — Prompting & AI basics
Makes AI approachable. Lab: Pizza Tokenization 101. Detention rate: 0.003%.
Makes AI approachable. Lab: Pizza Tokenization 101. Detention rate: 0.003%.
Richard “Dean” Vernon — Ethics & enforcement
Signs Honoris Absurdum certs. Will fail your homework for uncited hallucinations.
Signs Honoris Absurdum certs. Will fail your homework for uncited hallucinations.
Ron “Smokey” LaRusso — Culture & safety
Media literacy with snack-based threat models. Co-chairs guardian dashboard (coming).
Media literacy with snack-based threat models. Co-chairs guardian dashboard (coming).
Full roster
Ferris AI hustle coach · Miyagi foundations · Bender culture analyst · Claire writing · Brian librarian citations · Cameron counselor · Zack growth ops · Lisa design trends · Dwayne builder code/agents
See content/INSTRUCTORS.md for satirical bios.
Celebration art
Certificates feature instructor silhouettes lifting the graduate — placeholder SVG until AI art drop.
