Jeff “Spicoli” Spicoli
Surf STT · Prompting & vibe literacy
Teaches agents to ride context windows like Malibu at dawn. Lab: Pizza Tokenization 101. Detention rate: 0.003%. Usually upright.
Spicoli Chair certAI Booth — 1982 Terminal
Typewriter lingo only. Voice clips via ElevenLabs — see content/VOICE_80S.json.
Headline faculty — VHS intros
Richard “Dean” Vernon
Ethics · enforcement · Honoris Absurdum
Signs diplomas between puffs of institutional dread. Fails homework for uncited hallucinations. Saturday server room is always full.
Honoris Absurdum certRon “Smokey” LaRusso
Culture · safety · snack threat models
Media literacy with munchies-based risk scoring. Co-chairs guardian dashboard (coming). If the agent drifts, man, that is on you.
Culture & safety certsAtlas Narrator
Dean Smokey’s cartography · dry-run only
Documentary voice for the Omnibus: every gateway and repo indexed, zero folders moved without operator approval.
Atlas Omnibus certDean Smokey’s Atlas
The Atlas Omnibus is a read-only cartography of UnyKorn ledgers, repos, PM2 processes, and public URLs — built while accounts payable stayed on beach week. It classifies rows into systems, assets, and suggested empire folders without moving or deleting anything.
- Ledgers and spreadsheets under Downloads, Documents, Desktop, OneDrive
- Local repos:
package.json,Cargo.toml, agent bots - Reports land in
C:\UNYKORN_EMPIRE\99_Reports\on dry-run - Cross-link: Cloudflare Pages inventory
Full spec: ATLAS_MASTER.md · Remap videos: MEDIA_MANIFEST.json
powershell -ExecutionPolicy Bypass -File C:\Users\Kevan\UnyKorn-X402-aws\scripts\run-atlas-safe.ps1
Requires pandas/openpyxl. Scanner never auto-moves folders.
Full roster
Ferris hustle coach · Miyagi foundations · Bender culture · Claire writing · Brian citations · Cameron counselor · Zack growth ops · Lisa design · Dwayne builder code
Copy deck: content/FACULTY_80S.md · bios: content/INSTRUCTORS.md
Diplomas & platform
Gold-seal satire. Download PDF uses your browser print dialog.
Certificate gallery UnyKorn property hub